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Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Of Ahmad Maslan, Ismail Sabri, Ahmad Lebai: IS STUPIDITY CONTAGIOUS?

Of Ahmad Maslan, Ismail Sabri, Ahmad Lebai: IS STUPIDITY CONTAGIOUS?
Last Friday, Deputy Finance Minister Ahmad Maslan advised students of UiTM to cook and not eat out when asked to explain GST.
Later that same day, I heard of Baling MP, Abdul Azeez making silly remarks about the female menstrual cycle as he questioned non-Muslim women who may be leaking (bocor) while visiting mosques.
Then it was the Minister of Agriculture and Agro-Based Industry, Ismail Sabri Yaacob who claimed Muslims who do not believe in Najib’s oath regarding the Altantuya murder case as not having faith in Allah.
This was followed by Ahmad Lebai Sudin, the assemblyman for Bukit Lada who mentioned that Kedah Menteri Besar, Mukhriz Mahathir owed his job to Najib and as such should support the prime minister or resign.
Having read these “words of wisdom” by our dear political leaders during the weekend, there is only one persistent question on my mind.
Is stupidity contagious?
Unfortunately, yes.
Oh dear.
I. Sabri
I think the stupidity bug (or known in medical terms as “being a moron”) is spreading fast among our politicians. As such, I sincerely urge the Ministry of Health to take fast action, including to quarantine these politicians immediately before they spread the “stupid” bug to others.
Special attention should be given to Umno politicians so that the symptoms can be identified as soon as possible. It is vital to note that the early signs can be detected within 24 hours of initial contact.
Among the identified symptoms are:
Tendency to leave mouth hanging open.
Blank look in eyes followed by profuse mumbling.
Inability to form intelligent statements and arguments.
Engagement in ridiculous and moronic manner.
Long silence when approached with a wordy question.
Rude sexual references when conversing about non-sexual matters.
Lack of sleep from staying up late beyond 2.25am.
Allergic to intelligent conversations.
Unable to form sentences without making reference to race and religion.
Tendency to become extremely angry when asked to explain their action.
Excessive kipas-ing.
Maslan
Inability to state the obvious in an obvious way.
At least one person in their social circle suffers from godgobberosis (google it, people).
Tendency to think less objectively and act more on emotion.
Too much consumption of tempoyak and budu.
Those who experience two or more of the above symptoms are advised to be quarantined far from the Parliament and denied visits by the media.
Hopefully by detecting this highly contagious disease before it becomes a national epidemic, the sanity of our politicians can be assured.
If you suspect any leader from either side of the political divide exposed to this disease, please advise them to seek help immediately by calling the toll free Hotline number 1-300-888-BODOH. - FMT

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